
She looks like she’s concerned for his mental health
like
“why are you jumping Matt
it’s not that exciting
are you all right Matt
calm down”
Matt is a five year-old disguised as a twelve year-old.
… Disguised as a thirty-year-old
(Source: living-death, via mzrunner17)
- set a small stone angel in your yard
- invite whovian to your house
- set wifi to ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
- randomly move angel’s position close to the house
- start repeating everything they say
- when they fall asleep, draw tally marks on their skin with sharpie
- wake them up wearing a gas mask and saying “are you my mummy?
slow down there satan
(via mzrunner17)
matt-smiths-invisible-eyebrows:
AND YES
THIS IS THE ONE THING I WILL REBLOG ON SIGHT
EVERY TIME
THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY I’M DECIDING TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO PEOPLE
Converting people one sex joke at a time.
(via sextactular)
You’re a mother, aren’t you? There’s kindness in your eyes.
And sadness. But a ferocity too.
(Source: trenzallore, via peace--love--dinosaurs)

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
most accurate definition ever
This is true
(Source: agnosia, via whymerlin)
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Probably
Definitely.
Obviously.
(Source: shadzu, via kavithaispadfoot)

#i like how Eve is like ‘oh god no i don’t like this question #and john is like ‘my time has come’
(via theholydeerlord)

but i could have told you, vincent
this world was never meant for one
as beautiful as you
(Source: tomhughess, via sextactular)